Shane said and I died

Kelly: you know what would have sucked? Living in the victorian ages
Kelly: jesus christ talk about sexual repression.
Shane: Fuck that
Kelly: yeah
Kelly: except, they didn't.
Kelly: they sat around being...
Kelly: snooty and horny as fuck.
Shane: I'd fuck everyone
Kelly: me too
Shane: And I mean just for the fuck of it
Shane: Hello sir, I know you don't know me, but I am going to insert my penis into your rectum. Cheerio!
Kelly: what about the women?
Shane: Pardon me, ma'am, I know you don't know me, but your vagina is disgusting. would you mind too terribly much if this other gentleman over here inserted his penis into your rectum in my place?

Apparently Shane intends to bone everyone.....everyone in the Victorian Era. Normally I would begin this post with an explanation but nothing needs to be explained here. It is simply hilarious.