Off with those pants

Now, I am no stranger to the oddities of the internet. Nor am I a stranger to the fact that really shitty things sometimes get published when it's clearly a waste of paper. For example -- the existence of Twilight. (Yeah, I'm sorry but screw that series)

But today, my expectations were exceeded and I was introduced to a new low of fiction and a new form of entertainment. Bill O'Reilly published a fiction book called "Those who Trespass", a charming tale of a cat-and-mouse game between a news TV host turned killer and a tough talking Irish cop. Mesmerizing, really. But the real nugget of joy here comes from the fact that Bill O'Reilly himself did the audiobook. And several of the passages are explicit and sexual.

Ladies and gentlemen, allow yourself to be seduced by Bill O'Reilly.

"Off with those pants" -- Wow. Just wow. This man makes me ashamed to be Irish.