This is how every conversation should start out..

So my friend Danger is one awesomely hilarious guy. (No, that is not his real name. His real name is Dan, but I know way too many Dans and he wanted to be called Danger so there ya go) And one of the ways he obtains this awesomeness is when he ims me with awesome things such as:
"fuck yeah it's Kelly." Because who wouldn't want to be greeted that way?

Well tonight, he managed to top it:
Danger: so how is your bad ass on this fine night
Kelly: goddamnit
Kelly: you think of the best fucking ways to start conversations.
Danger: hahaha
Kelly: You win so goddamn hard

Danger, you are awesome. I want a book of your quotes.

Stealing and Free Stuff

I'd count on Matt to post this but god knows he'll forget even though he wrote it down. Tonight at Pub Night the following awesomeness took place:

Matt: There needs to be a shirt that says, "I steal free things".
Me: And on the back it can say, "Like this shirt".

Matt then almost choked on his beer, much to my amusement.

Additional good news- my braces come off on Sept. 16, yay! I started my new job last tuesday as an author's assistant and I already got my first paycheck today. Life is pretty damn sweet right now..

Damn you MTV, damn you.

I've never particularly cared for MTV. I liked it when it actually played music videos but now, with garbage like "The Hills"on, I considered it one of the worst channels on TV. But now I must declare war on MTV. Now, I loathe MTV....for this.

Who the hell do they think they are? Rocky Horror doesn't need to be remade, it's perfect the way it is. I want to punch the person who came up with this in the face and then either the ovaries or the testicles. There are no words to express my rage, just...damn you MTV, damn you. *shakes fist*

Could people please stop remaking things? Originals are fine the way they are, thank you. Get creative! Come up with something new for the love of god and leave classics like this alone, sheesh.

Katy Perry's Ur So Gay

It's sort of impossible not to hear about Katy Perry these days considering everyone is going ape over that song "I Kissed a Girl". Don't get me wrong, I love "I kissed a girl" but I personally really love this one. "I kissed a girl" was released in response to the criticism for this song but I think people need to stop being so PC and chill out. The song is absolutely hilarious and I'm pretty sure I know a few men who fit this bill. I'll post a real update very soon, I promise.