The Onion: Supreme Court: Death Penalty Is 'Totally Badass'

Dear god I love the onion so much. It is "hella fucking balls-to-the-wall awesome". So brilliant.

You can't fool owls...

I've always loved Weebl's stuff...and I've always loved owls. Well nothing makes me happier than when two things I love come together therefore.....behold!

http://www.weebls-stuff.com/toons/Owls/

Simon Cowell your days are numbered...

Jason gets a cookie for showing me this, hehehehehehehe

Ignore me and make me a sandwich!

So Matt and I frequently talk on aim at our respected jobs and normally it's your standard wtf-random relatively amusing/confusing convos that we typically have. But today...was special. Today involved sexism, Venture Bros., and Matt's improper use of the word "bust"..which I felt was amusing enough to put on here. So...enjoy..

[13:02] Me: lol Ignore me really isn't sexist or racist or rude really. Now if you said..
[13:02] Me: IGNORE ME AND MAKE ME A SANDWICH
[13:02] Matt: LOL
[13:02] Matt: oh loook, i have a new phrase
[13:02] Me: *sigh* oh goddamnit..*facepalm*

which then quickly became:
[13:05] Matt: no, no, go ahead
[13:05] Matt: IGNORE ME AND MAKE ME BROWNIES

Later, I tried to berate Matt for cancelling on me today when we were supposed to make brownies:
[13:11] Me: but noooooo I'm too busy going to a picnic
and..whatever it is you're doing thursday that I don't remember you
telling me you were doing...to make brownies.
[13:11] Matt: friday!
[13:11] Matt: you're coming anyway
[13:11] Matt: and i'm cooking anyway
[13:11] Matt: so it's a bust!
[13:11] Matt: or wait ... the opposite of a bust!

Definitions of bust on the Web:

break: ruin completely; "He busted my radio!"

raid: search without warning, make a sudden surprise attack on; "The police raided the crack house"

flop: a complete failure; "the play was a dismal flop"

female chest: the chest of a woman

tear: separate or cause to separate abruptly; "The rope snapped"; "tear the paper"

break: go to pieces; "The lawn mower finally broke"; "The gears wore out"; "The old chair finally fell apart completely"

a sculpture of the head and shoulders of a person

broke: lacking funds; "`skint' is a British slang term"

an occasion for excessive eating or drinking; "they went on a bust that lasted three days"

burst: break open or apart suddenly and forcefully; "The dam burst"

Please allow me to introduce myself, I'm a man of wealth and taste...

Konnichiwa!

I've decided to join the world of Blogger, har har. My LJ is still going to be my number one blog of course but we'll see how this one pans out. At least this way I can keep up with my friends who are on blogger and there won't be as many emo people here. And now people can stop buggin me about joining. (*glare* I'm looking at you, Matt)

So I feel like I should write something here akin to an actual post...let's see, I completely cleaned my room. Like the whole damn thing. I cleaned out the closet, vacuumed the carpets, everything. Even Gilgamesh's bowl was cleaned. (For all of those new to my world -- Gilgamesh is my beta fish) It's so nice to come in my room and not think, "Aw crap..I really need to clean this.." or worry about it looking nasty when people come over. I really ought to try to keep it this way for a while...