Sunday, January 11, 2009

Reason #865491873 for why I love the Onion

This article is absolutely hilarious.

I want someone to photoshop a razor with 5 blades. I don't care how you do it. It doesn't matter, it just has to be done.

"Here's the report from Engineering. Someone put it in the bathroom: I want to wipe my ass with it." One of the best quotes in the article.

In other news, Happy new year! I'm in my last semester at State, zomg! Real life is fast approaching!

1 comment:

Cody said...

That was awesome!! I feel the best quote is at the end “Don't question it. Don't say a word. Just key the music, and call the chorus girls, because we're on the edge—the razor's edge—and I feel like dancing.” Oh man, I can't get enough of the Onion... If you get a chance, checkout my article on the MAC Wheel – by, who else, the Onion. Viva La Onion!!! -cheers
http://catnipforhumans.blogspot.com/2009/01/apple-reinvents-wheel.html