So Matt and I frequently talk on aim at our respected jobs and normally it's your standard wtf-random relatively amusing/confusing convos that we typically have. But today...was special. Today involved sexism, Venture Bros., and Matt's improper use of the word "bust"..which I felt was amusing enough to put on here. So...enjoy..
[13:02] Me: lol Ignore me really isn't sexist or racist or rude really. Now if you said..
[13:02] Me: IGNORE ME AND MAKE ME A SANDWICH
[13:02] Matt: LOL
[13:02] Matt: oh loook, i have a new phrase
[13:02] Me: *sigh* oh goddamnit..*facepalm*
which then quickly became:
[13:05] Matt: no, no, go ahead
[13:05] Matt: IGNORE ME AND MAKE ME BROWNIES
Later, I tried to berate Matt for cancelling on me today when we were supposed to make brownies:
[13:11] Me: but noooooo I'm too busy going to a picnic
and..whatever it is you're doing thursday that I don't remember you
telling me you were doing...to make brownies.
[13:11] Matt: friday!
[13:11] Matt: you're coming anyway
[13:11] Matt: and i'm cooking anyway
[13:11] Matt: so it's a bust!
[13:11] Matt: or wait ... the opposite of a bust!
Definitions of
bust on the Web:
break: ruin completely; "He busted my radio!" raid: search without warning, make a sudden surprise attack on; "The police raided the crack house" flop: a complete failure; "the play was a dismal flop" female chest: the chest of a woman tear: separate or cause to separate abruptly; "The rope snapped"; "tear the paper" break: go to pieces; "The lawn mower finally broke"; "The gears wore out"; "The old chair finally fell apart completely" a sculpture of the head and shoulders of a person broke: lacking funds; "`skint' is a British slang term" an occasion for excessive eating or drinking; "they went on a bust that lasted three days" burst: break open or apart suddenly and forcefully; "The dam burst"
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