Oh right...I have this.

So yeah, what's up blog? It's been a long time hasn't it? My bad. I've been super busy with a lot of stuff -- namely working. I'm doing the two part-time jobs thing still so that eats up a lot of my time. I'm also working on stuff for grad school and trying to have something of a social life. In general I haven't had much time for blogging lately. But hopefully that will improve now and my number of entries about pointless random crap will increase!

I am a very bad person

Kelly: ZOMBIE BILLY MAYS HERE FOR FLESH OF THE LIVING
I am Hersh: omg no wai!
Kelly: omg ya wai
I am Hersh: zombie birry mays is totarry awesome-u
Kelly: Billy Mays here for orange glo casket cleaner
Kelly: I'll be using a lot of this now that I'm dead.
I am Hersh: zombie billy mays, but wait theres more! call now and i will personally deliver to your casket...not 1, not 2, but THREE orange glo casket cleaners for only 19.95

Is it too soon? I feel like it might be. He did die today or something like that, I don't know. All I know is that I'm a really bad person. But so is Hersh.

Also, my blog is 1 year old now. Wee! Happy Birthday blog!

I ate sunscreen

So in case you didn't know, I adore Eddie Izzard. Like, a lot. He's kind of my favorite comedian ever. Shane and I also quote him all the time. He will make it into our conversations somehow in the most impressive ways. Like today:

Kelly: I hate how I can't get the taste of sunscreen out of my mouth...
Kelly: bleh
Shane: Kelly
Shane: Why would you eat sunscreen?
Kelly: I didn't
Kelly: I was wearing it today
Shane: Uh huh
Kelly: and somehow it got in my mouth.
Shane: Sure
Kelly: I dunno
Kelly: either way it tastes god awful
Shane: I still dunno why you'd drink sunscreen
Kelly: I didnt
Shane: Didn't you though?
Kelly: alright alright yes yes
Kelly: i ate sunscreen
Kelly: I fucked your wife and I ate sunscreen
Shane: I am the sunscreen and I ate the sunscreen

I'm mostly amused that we both made the same reference at the same time. For those of you who are not familiar with this bit, you can find it here. I love Eddie Izzard.

I have several more posts to make about animazment and how I hung out with tigers today...but I'll make them later. Right now, I'm feeling too lazy.

Where can you find pirates?

So, back in 2004, the website Weebl's Stuff posted an adorable video about lions and tigers in Kenya. It's one of the first videos that made me truly fall in love with this site. Seriously, just look at those little critters. They even look adorable when they're trying to eat giraffes.

Now admittedly, I've slacked off from checking it recently. College does that to you. But last night, Daniel showed me a new version of the Kenya video. I'm not gonna spoil it for you but it's called Somalia. And yes, it does have to do with the news. Just click it. It's hilarious.

Side note: I really wanna make a pirate from the Somalia video.

Forget Long John!

Things, things, and more things

I owe this blog a real update about my life...

So my concert is in 12 days. It's so close now, holy crap. For those of you who are not aware, I'm doing my solo concert for my music minor in vocal performance really really soon. I'm singing 9 songs in a total of 4 different languages. Not every song in four languages mind you..I've just got a lot of different languages. I'm singing in German, French, Latin, and English. It's frightening really.

It doesn't help I'm still memorizing one of my songs. Yeah..I'm a bad person. Oh well, I'm going to go get help for it tomorrow. Then I should have it down by Wednesday.

Thursday is going to be a strange day for me. On the one hand, Daniel will be here which is awesome. I haven't seen him since spring break. On the other hand, it will be my last CIA show. That's assuming I'm placed in the show which I hope I am. I guess it's hard for me to imagine that this is it since I plan on trying to come next year but this is really something I need to prepare to say "good-bye" to on some level. I dunno, maybe I should try CW after this.

The next 4 weeks or so are going to fly by so quickly. I just hope I can take advantage of it fully.

Space Bat

So for those of you who don't know, a bat was found attached to the Discovery when it went into orbit. The bat died sadly but a whole phenomenon has been started in his honor. So I present to you the space bat memorial. It is awesome. I really want one of those t-shirts...is that bad?

Off with those pants

Now, I am no stranger to the oddities of the internet. Nor am I a stranger to the fact that really shitty things sometimes get published when it's clearly a waste of paper. For example -- the existence of Twilight. (Yeah, I'm sorry but screw that series)

But today, my expectations were exceeded and I was introduced to a new low of fiction and a new form of entertainment. Bill O'Reilly published a fiction book called "Those who Trespass", a charming tale of a cat-and-mouse game between a news TV host turned killer and a tough talking Irish cop. Mesmerizing, really. But the real nugget of joy here comes from the fact that Bill O'Reilly himself did the audiobook. And several of the passages are explicit and sexual.

Ladies and gentlemen, allow yourself to be seduced by Bill O'Reilly.

"Off with those pants" -- Wow. Just wow. This man makes me ashamed to be Irish.